Let's go down to Koh Phi Phi!! (did I get that right? Fuck it let's keep going)

While the country gets a reprieve from its collapse, allowing just enough time to watch Obama mack Lizzy Windsor (psssst, she's actually a German!!), another controversy from the GOP's inexhaustable outrage dump is looming over us. This time, unlike phantom budgets and HE GAVE THE QUEEN WHAAAAAAAT? (an iPod), there's a modicum of substance to it. Fortunately for us, the GOP is still retarded and may not get its way here.

What am I talking about? :mccain: That guy.

That's Harry Koh, and as is the case from anyone from Massachusetts (I love ya anyway baby!!), all he can do is cause trouble and beat up blacks.

What's the big deal? Koh's cardinal sin is that he (correctly) points out that the US of A is a serial breaker of international law and thus has no business telling other countries to eat shit when they violate international law. The GOPers thus accuse him of not being sufficiently patriotic, except to the emperor of Korea or some shit.

Koh is Obama's nominee to the legal advisorship at the State department, so apparently it makes a difference what his opinion on international law is. Basically, he thinks the US should actually obey international law. The GOP, behaving like a maniacal EUIII player, thinks the US doesn't have to answer to anyone despite having a badboy of over 25 and is currently strumming along in Iraq and Afghanistan, putting down Sunni/Shiite zealots because they're too fucking lazy to just send missionaries there. COME ON YOUR WAR WEARINESS IS THROUGH THE ROOF GUYS.

I'm giving the GOP props for actually doing something not related to insulting the queen a England. Unfortunately, this is still retarded and the heat is on Obama to withdraw this dude. So far, though, signs point to him actually sticking to his gunz.

Everyone is currently obsessing over Obama's trip to UEFA-land, which is dumb-ass enough on its own. But maybe this is a blessing in disguise. Maybe we can actually get a law-and-order type snuck in while everyone is distracting by Obama throwing nickels around London or wherever they are. I think they're in London. Wait of course they're in London they met the queen in person! Ah ha ha ha ha ha. Ha. Yes.

Anyway, yeah, don't be a bitch Obama and get this guy in. Then slam dunk on Brown. DO IT.