Some pirates go to China and have a BATTLE, then Jack acts weird and flips the ship over and now they're in the sea or some shit, then more Chinamen pirates appear and Chow Yun-fat dies and Keira Knigthley is now a captain. Then some pirates meet and a pirate gets shot and the priates make Keira a king. Then Davy Jones and some British guy talk about shit. SILLINESS HAPPENS. Jack and Barbossa exchange Jack for Orlando Bloom. Shit happens ta da da now we're sailing. Some ships are there. THE BAD GUYS have a lot of ships apparently. The colored witch-pirate turns 50 feet tall, then she gets mad and a STORM happens. MORE SILLINESS. Davy Jones fights and then he yells and then something happens. BATTLING AROUND THE WORLD IN A STORM. Da da da the British guy's ship is blown up. Something something Keira Knightley is on a beach the end.
Congratulations, you now understand the movie a lot more than I think anyone involved in it ever did.
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